Whatever You Do… Don’t READ

This is a warning to everyone out there. Oh sure, you may have been curious to try a book, all the cool kids are doing it, right? But here’s what they WON’T tell you about reading:

Books can lead people to thinking your educated and sophisticated.

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Reading will broaden your horizons and make you question things.

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Just reading ONE book can lead you to reading more.

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And, before you know it, you’re down a rough patch.

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Some studies have linked books to an increase in vocabulary, and test scores.

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It’s kind of like Netflix, except the movies last at least eight hours and you can re-watch them again and again with no monthly fee.

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Not to mention, what’s in these things?! Do you really want to learn about life, hardship, love, hate, victories and defeats? It’s SO much effort.

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But, the worst thing is that books can lead to an improved imagination and a greater sense of self.

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So, whatever you do, don’t read!

Unless… You want to become a more well-rounded human being who wants to experience as many things as they can in this short time we have to ride this rock we call the Earth through space.

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